and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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