I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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