Can i not drive my cunt home
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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