so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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