He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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