i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
It's shark week go big or go home
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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