Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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