I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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