idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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