Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
