I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Randomize
