I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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