Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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