he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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