I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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