I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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