i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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