i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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