I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Let's paint friendship bongs
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I touched a dick in church today
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
