the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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