Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm passing your future prison.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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