Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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