I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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