Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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