He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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