My first STD was from a foam party
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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