we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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