I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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