I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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