I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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