going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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