After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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