my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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