Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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