Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I would fuck him just for his dog
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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