4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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