so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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