ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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