i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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