im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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