Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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