Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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