Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
