okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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