i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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