Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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