I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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