Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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