the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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