u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
no you cant smoke seaweed
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
