Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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