I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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