I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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