Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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