I don't usually arrange sex via text message
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
It's just like the Real World with babies
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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