I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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