I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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