i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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