would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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