Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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