I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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